i just woke up LOL. the dam whole day was very sian, i keep falling asleep
in sci class then the kp teacher keep asking me rubbish. i told her tat i was
sick STILL need to show her my mc.. kp nia she had all the three Ts. if u are
my close friends u should know the three Ts, something like the 3 Rs.
JOKE TIME =D
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully, and then says, "I`ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Next, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt or a million dollars. Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you`ve learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don`t tell your father, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister`s room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!! Definitely!!"
Then he goes to his brother`s room and asks him, "Hey bro, if someone gave you a million bucks, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His brother thinks about it and says, "For a million dollars, I suppose I would."
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I`ve figured it out....Potentially, we are sitting on three million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts and a fag."
Other joke,
joke name:
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You`re not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don`t, I`m not going to accept that. It`s late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don`t," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don`t care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
((if u dun know the ans, u are dump. the student asked the professor tat do he know him is because if the professor don't know his name and he just stuffed his paper into the stack and the professor can't find his PAPER!!))
